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There is nothing,
--absolutely nothing--
half so much worth doing
as simply messing about in boats.

(The water rat in The Wind In The Willows)


Me in the yard Me in the cockpit

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  Politically incorrect and proud of it.

Some of my interests are sailing, traveling and dixieland jazz.
As of now I have begun pages dedicated to:

Felix the cat
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